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"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about Rock N' Roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto

Miiverse

Hey everybody, how's it going? I know I haven't been on for almost three moonths, thanks to a broken leg, a trip to Washington D.C. , and graduation from school, but I'm back now, and since it's summer I can be a lot more active on here. First things first, I'm on Miiverse! You can find me under the ID of kajemi2, and my username is Michael. I post a lot of stuff, such as drawings, trivia and my experiences in games, so be sure to check it out! This post I'll keep kinda short, but check back later for more.

Homework

What do I hate more than anything? Homework. Yeah, homework. It's the worst thing I could ever imagine happening to me. It's bad enough that you have to go to school almost every day for 7 hours, but then they force you to continue to do your work after you have left! It's just pure evil, homework is. And then when you don't do it, the teacher gets mad at you for it. Sure, they told you to do it, but why can't they have us do it on their own time, instead of ruining our own? Would definitely be easier. And it's not my fault that Wind Waker HD happens to be way more fun than doing DNA charts and arithmetic formulas. UIt just is. If they have an issue with that, they can take it up with Nintendo.

I feel like I see this sign on my way home every day.

Snow

We get a lot of snow where I live. I mean like, a LOT. It's getting to the point where it's ridiculous how much of the white stuff we're getting. We've already had four snow days, and my school NEVER gives out snow days. I went sledding the other day, and all I had to do was walk out to my porch, then jump off with the sled in my hands. It was actually a pretty fun hill, and then some other random kids joined in, and we raced down the 15-foot tall hill. Of course I was freezing by the time I got inside, but still. My sister also tried sledding, but she ended up slamming into a tree, with all her amazing sled skills. It'd be cool if the Winter Olympics had sledding as a sport, cause I'd totally win. Speaking of the Olympics, go America! 

Bathroom

I think my bathroom is haunted. It is very dark in there, and at night you hear all sorts of strange sounds coming from it. It has all the qualifications necessary in an evil bathroom as well! For example...

  1. The light flickers on and off no matter how new the lightbulb is
  2. It's located at the far end of the house, down a dark hall
  3. The curtains are translucent, so you can see the sillhouettes of people through them
  4. There is one window that lets in a creepy amount of light
  5. The door creaks when it is opened or closed

See what I mean? There's no way it isn't haunted! But the ghosts won't make contact with anyone, so nobody believes me. But I will prove myself right somehow!

(This post is not meant to be taken seriously XD)

Physical Education

We started our new unit in P.E. today. Guess what it is? The dance unit. We started our unit by doing "excersizes" that involved us moonwalking back and forth, doing the Gangnam Style dance, and freestyle. It would be fun, except our teacher is a short German lady who yells at someone whenever they so much as take one misstep. Also, we did it at the same time the kindergardeners were having P.E., so they just watched and laughed at us while they were doing literall nothing. We "danced" to Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and my personal favorite, the SpongeBob SquarePants main theme. Apparrently our teacher thinks that we're six. Don't get me wrong, SpongeBob is awesome, but the other two are not.

 

Heroes are jerks.

You're at home, sitting on your couch. You're enjoying a nice book, and you look up to admire the rare pottery collection you spent years collecting, and hundreds of dollars on. All of the sudden, your door is kicked open, a strange boy with weird clothes walks in, and smashes all your pots with his sword. He talks to you, and you're too scared to do anything, so you just give him advice. He walks around the rest of your house, takes all your money and valuables, and leaves. This is the life of a citizen of any RPG game. Zelda, Final Fantasy, Pokemon, you name it: you walk into some poor person's house and destroy their most prized possesions, all for like, ten bucks. Say what you will, but heroes are jerks.  

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